canoli Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 so...Giroux is now openly gay or what...the...F? All I want to hear is the cop was being a dick somehow so Giroux was just .... no, I can't even justify it that way. Holy crap G what the fknfk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philly29 Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 (edited) Canoli I just hope this was just so blown way out of proportion man. G I hope you did not do that. I saw some pictures of you and your girlfriends who where hotties. I hope they are not cover for you know what..... Edited July 2, 2014 by Philly29 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruxpin Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 Keep at it. You'll get there. Is that Giroux-speak for "harder, harder, don't stop, you're almost there!"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polaris922 Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 Heh heh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polaris922 Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 (edited) Lol Edited July 2, 2014 by Polaris922 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canoli Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 you posted that - you are gay. giroux - the word is still out. frankly i don't give a damn one way or the other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murraycraven Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 (edited) Polaris... Is that a picture of your ass? I would grab it too.Inbox me baby... Edited July 2, 2014 by murraycraven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murraycraven Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 (edited) You guys don't think this is anything more than a young kid making 8m a year being wasted all while acting a fool? Nothing compares to the regis, mario and Crosby love triangle.He was loaded and acting like an idiot... Like we all did... Edited July 2, 2014 by murraycraven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Podein25 Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 @Podein25 Maybe give him the benefit of the doubt Pods...he may have started drinking in June.Ack, can you blame him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OccamsRazor Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 Man he isn't going to live this down for a long long time....and he can just look in the mirror on this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OccamsRazor Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 Just made that my member title. Solid gold right there. Dirty Mitts shirt on..............oh my God!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hf101 Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OccamsRazor Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 Please tell me one of those is his girlfriend and it was just a joke while drunk....then i'll understand.......a little. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irishjim Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 Eyewitness accounts affirm that an appletini caused the NHL superstar to go on a clutchtime laden butt grabbing spree.This is satire, you moron. Broad Street Hockey has obtained exclusive details regarding the recent arrest of Flyerscaptain Claude Giroux.Early on July 2, the hockey world was shaken to its core when the Ottawa Sun reportedthat Claude Giroux had been arrested. The charge? Grabbing the sweet buttocks of a police officer -- a move that has led some to label the incident "Buttgate." Being Broad Street Hockey's number one source for piping hot exclusive reportage, upon hearing the news I immediately tightened my Trusted Reporter™ corset and high-tailed it up to Ottawa to speak to some eyewitnesses.After interviewing dozens of patrons and employees that were present at The Great Canadian Cabin during the incident, I was able to get to the bottom of the night's events. Witnesses claim that Giroux arrived at the bar around 6:30 p.m. with an Ed Hardy adorned Jay Rosehill, Giroux's well-known drinking buddy. The pair immediately proceeded to do body shots off female patrons -- an idea that was apparently pushed repeatedly by the Flyers' star pugilist. After downing about four shots, Giroux allegedly approached the bar to order a drink not served on the crevices of a human body. When I asked Krut Slagathor -- the bartender on duty that night -- about Giroux's behavior, he claimed this proved to be the turning point of the night. "Honestly, he seemed fine when he approached the bar," Slagathor explained. "I know he did a bunch of shots, but he seemed to really hold his liquor well, unlike that meathead he came in with who was already barfing in the urinals and screaming something about leadership." "He came up to me and ordered an appletini, and specified that he only wanted it if it was bright green. I served him the drink, and that's when things changed. Once that sweet nectar hit his lips, I swear I saw his eyes widen. He grabbed me, pulled me close to his face and whispered, 'it's clutchtime, baby!'" Witnesses that were present claimed that shortly thereafter, Giroux jumped onto the bar, ripped his shirt to reveal a "#clutchtime" tattoo on his chest, and exclaimed, "I came here to snipe goals, sauce passes, and grab asses, and I'm all out of the first two."Giroux then approached an Ottawa police officer later identified at Lieutenant James Ronald Dangle and proceeded to clutch his buttocks in an appletini induced rage. Bar patron Steve Gugenheimer described the event as "pretty crazy. He kept giggling like a schoolgirl and screamed 'clutchtime' with every grab of the sweet sweet butt." Other witnesses claimed that Giroux relied heavily on one hand to do the grabbing, ostensibly because the exploding golf club injury he sustained last summer prevented him from getting a nice hold on the officer's supple buns.That bout of booty based buffoonery landed Giroux in the rear of Dangle's police cruiser. When asked about the incident, Dangle seemed to harbor no ill-will toward the Flyers star. "Honestly it was kind of surreal," explained the officer. "I had to arrest him to keep up with Ottawa PD's quota for butt-related arrests, but I'm not the kind of guy who gets mad at this stuff -- usually I just turn the other cheek." After gathering all information regarding the incident, I reached out to Flyers general manager Ron Hextall to ask how the team would respond to Giroux's derriere debauchery. "I don't know, we probably won't do anything because it was so goddamn hilarious to read those headlines, LOL," Hextall explained in a text message. "I mean who hasn'tgrabbed a cop's butt after an appletini or two? You don't want to know how many butts we grabbed in the eighties, but it was like, a buttload, bro." Rest assured, Hextall still plans to gather more information on the matter, claiming he wants to get a firm hold on the situation. In the interim, Zac Rinaldo will serve as team captain, a move sparked by an online poll of Flyers Facebook fans on how Hextall should react. this was brought to you by BroadStreetHockey.com 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J0e Th0rnton Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 It was also Canada Day. Not to be disrespectful, but I have no idea what that is. Maybe it's a big drinking day for our friends up north?Yep hehehe. This story has me howling with laughter. Giroux as Captain a$$ grab. It it was a Female officer it would have been funny. Doing it to a male officer brings it to downright hilarious. Claude is used to being around a bunch of glorified Alpha males on a pro sports team, where ass grabbing is actually quite common. A cop in Ottawa is a different matter. Most of them are glorified Alpha males with a chip on their shoulder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xganarchy Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 lol Fantastic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doom88 Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 Sigh, arrested while the sun is still up. For shame. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J0e Th0rnton Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 Eyewitness accounts affirm that an appletini caused the NHL superstar to go on a clutchtime laden butt grabbing spree.This is satire, you moron. Broad Street Hockey has obtained exclusive details regarding the recent arrest of Flyerscaptain Claude Giroux.Early on July 2, the hockey world was shaken to its core when the Ottawa Sun reportedthat Claude Giroux had been arrested. The charge? Grabbing the sweet buttocks of a police officer -- a move that has led some to label the incident "Buttgate." Being Broad Street Hockey's number one source for piping hot exclusive reportage, upon hearing the news I immediately tightened my Trusted Reporter™ corset and high-tailed it up to Ottawa to speak to some eyewitnesses.After interviewing dozens of patrons and employees that were present at The Great Canadian Cabin during the incident, I was able to get to the bottom of the night's events. Witnesses claim that Giroux arrived at the bar around 6:30 p.m. with an Ed Hardy adorned Jay Rosehill, Giroux's well-known drinking buddy. The pair immediately proceeded to do body shots off female patrons -- an idea that was apparently pushed repeatedly by the Flyers' star pugilist. After downing about four shots, Giroux allegedly approached the bar to order a drink not served on the crevices of a human body. When I asked Krut Slagathor -- the bartender on duty that night -- about Giroux's behavior, he claimed this proved to be the turning point of the night. "Honestly, he seemed fine when he approached the bar," Slagathor explained. "I know he did a bunch of shots, but he seemed to really hold his liquor well, unlike that meathead he came in with who was already barfing in the urinals and screaming something about leadership." "He came up to me and ordered an appletini, and specified that he only wanted it if it was bright green. I served him the drink, and that's when things changed. Once that sweet nectar hit his lips, I swear I saw his eyes widen. He grabbed me, pulled me close to his face and whispered, 'it's clutchtime, baby!'" Witnesses that were present claimed that shortly thereafter, Giroux jumped onto the bar, ripped his shirt to reveal a "#clutchtime" tattoo on his chest, and exclaimed, "I came here to snipe goals, sauce passes, and grab asses, and I'm all out of the first two."Giroux then approached an Ottawa police officer later identified at Lieutenant James Ronald Dangle and proceeded to clutch his buttocks in an appletini induced rage. Bar patron Steve Gugenheimer described the event as "pretty crazy. He kept giggling like a schoolgirl and screamed 'clutchtime' with every grab of the sweet sweet butt." Other witnesses claimed that Giroux relied heavily on one hand to do the grabbing, ostensibly because the exploding golf club injury he sustained last summer prevented him from getting a nice hold on the officer's supple buns.That bout of booty based buffoonery landed Giroux in the rear of Dangle's police cruiser. When asked about the incident, Dangle seemed to harbor no ill-will toward the Flyers star. "Honestly it was kind of surreal," explained the officer. "I had to arrest him to keep up with Ottawa PD's quota for butt-related arrests, but I'm not the kind of guy who gets mad at this stuff -- usually I just turn the other cheek." After gathering all information regarding the incident, I reached out to Flyers general manager Ron Hextall to ask how the team would respond to Giroux's derriere debauchery. "I don't know, we probably won't do anything because it was so goddamn hilarious to read those headlines, LOL," Hextall explained in a text message. "I mean who hasn'tgrabbed a cop's butt after an appletini or two? You don't want to know how many butts we grabbed in the eighties, but it was like, a buttload, bro." Rest assured, Hextall still plans to gather more information on the matter, claiming he wants to get a firm hold on the situation. In the interim, Zac Rinaldo will serve as team captain, a move sparked by an online poll of Flyers Facebook fans on how Hextall should react. this was brought to you by BroadStreetHockey.comUh oh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlaskaFlyerFan Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 LOL @ supple buns!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Podein25 Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Lol @ "appletini-induced rage"Brilliant stuff. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murraycraven Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 That bout of booty based buffooneryGreat stuff... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jammer2 Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Seeing this headline makes it seem so much more real....LMAO!! http://www.torontosun.com/2014/07/02/flyers-claude-giroux-jailed-for-grabbing-policemans-bum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jammer2 Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 I think Hexy may be more forgiving than Homer would have been.....Homer was anal about these kinda things. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philly29 Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Hextall is my freaking hero LOL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murraycraven Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Its a parody philly29. Lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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