flyercanuck Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 1. In the Rangers/Flyers series, will more fans fall asleep in the 1st, 2nd, 3rd or OT of each game? And shot blocks per game, over or under 45 for the Rangers? 2. 1st dive of playoffs...Sidney Crosby or Dustin Brown? 3. Game and period of 1st "Ole" chant in Habs/Bolts series and which fan base? . 4. How will Oshies amazing shootout skills affect the Blues/Hawks series? 5. Is THIS the year the Sharks finally get the monkey off their back and make the finals? 6. Has Jim Nill posted a guard outside of Tyler Seguins room yet? 7. Can Minnesota knock Patrick Roy off his high horse. Please. 8. Who does James Neal headshot first - Johanson, Bob or Dubinsky? 9. Will Detroit play so squeaky clean they lull the Bruins into a totally passive game? 10. What does Vader watch on his 52 foot plasma at this time of year? Feel free to add Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radoran Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 11. Did the Ryan Miller trade help St. Louis' offense as envisioned? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyercanuck Posted April 16, 2014 Author Share Posted April 16, 2014 @radoran Depends on if those scoring drills Leino taught him sunk in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radoran Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 @radoran Depends on if those scoring drills Leino taught him sunk in. You mean the Blues are converting Miller to first line center? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyercanuck Posted April 16, 2014 Author Share Posted April 16, 2014 @radoran Only when the puck's in the offensive zone. He'll play D in the neutral and goal when it enters the Blues end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B21 Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 12. First completely utterly totally innocuous post-whistle antics by the Rangers that has Flyers fans calling for suspensions? Face wash or two handed push? 13. First post complaining about the officiating? TedZep or TedZep? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radoran Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 14. Longest post explaining why the Penguins really should have won in the first round: B21, Polaris or noss? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TropicalFruitGirl26 Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 (edited) 1. In the Rangers/Flyers series, will more fans fall asleep in the 1st, 2nd, 3rd or OT of each game? And shot blocks per game, over or under 45 for the Rangers? 2. 1st dive of playoffs...Sidney Crosby or Dustin Brown? 3. Game and period of 1st "Ole" chant in Habs/Bolts series and which fan base? . 4. How will Oshies amazing shootout skills affect the Blues/Hawks series? 5. Is THIS the year the Sharks finally get the monkey off their back and make the finals? 6. Has Jim Nill posted a guard outside of Tyler Seguins room yet? 7. Can Minnesota knock Patrick Roy off his high horse. Please. 8. Who does James Neal headshot first - Johanson, Bob or Dubinsky? 9. Will Detroit play so squeaky clean they lull the Bruins into a totally passive game? 10. What does Vader watch on his 52 foot plasma at this time of year? Feel free to addIn the spirit of the 'flavor' of these questions, here we go.... 1-- None. All fans will show up with a plentiful supply of caffeine pills, the drug companies will make a killing (both for the caffeine pills bought AND for the medication needed for those who took too many during the series). OT? What OTs? Emery will ensure his games end in regulation...take that for what you will.. 2-- Easy. Dustin Brown. Being a former LA player, he ALWAYS has his swimming gear handy....so by the time Mr. Crosby goes and gets his speedos on, Brown will have dived, splashed, and the judges will have tallied the scorecard... 3--Hmm...well, if an "Ole" chant goes off, irregardless of game and period, I'd be on the lookout for some escaped male bovine-like creatures and thinking about where I can hide. 4--TJ Oshie is a skilled player in just about all facets of the game. Since the league brought in shoot outs, none have exemplified the importance of being a skillful sniper in a skills competiti...err, SO scenario more than Oshie. No question his next big contract will be based on his ability to put his team over the top (maybe steal a game or two in the series) with his outstanding SO prowess.....huh? What's that? Shoot outs aren't used in the post season!? Well now, that CERTAINLY changes things doesn't it? As the old Saturday Night Live's Emily Litella would say, "Never mind..." ^_^ 5--Well now see, if the Sharks had EATEN that monkey years ago (as any Shark worth his dental bill would have) they wouldn't have this problem, now would they? Moving on.... 6--Are you kidding? Dallas gets to the SC Finals fueled by a "Win it for Tyler" campaign.....and no one will show up at the games in Dallas to notice...... 7--Minnesota can ABSOLUTELY knock Mr. Roy off his high horse. Of course, Roy won't hear a thing because his ears will be plugged up with Stanley Cup rings, but that's ok, he can lay on the floor in silence all the same.... 8--Ridiculous. Neal wouldn't be caught dead head-shotting anyone in the playoffs. He is smarter than that. He knows teams and officials will be looking for that sort of nonsense.....sooo, I say he goes slew footing or kneeing....hah....the Jackets won't see THAT one coming...... 9--Detroit will play the finesse game, razzle the B's with their pinpoint passing and Lady Byng-like style of play and will be successful........till the meathead Bruins realize they are being had and proceed to plaster red winged wheels all over TD Gardens and The Joe...... 10-Vader is a hockey fan of course, so he will be glued to his set watching the action of the NHL at its best...which is unfortunate for people like Mike Milbury, Pierre LeBrun, and possibly Doc Emerick,.Why? Well, since NBC will be carrying the bulk of the playoff series, there is a distinct possibility one of those guys will say something so inane that Vader will use the Force with extreme prejudice. And if any of those clowns think that Vader being in a galaxy far, far, away will help them, they got another thing coming.... Edited April 16, 2014 by TropicalFruitGirl26 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samifan Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 15. Can VLC deliver half as much as Danny Briere does every a Spring? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKiFit Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 TFG - that's some good stuff, there; classic! +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Podein25 Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 16. Are sheep safe during this annual spring ritual? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyercanuck Posted April 16, 2014 Author Share Posted April 16, 2014 17. Not in Manitoba? (thought I'd put it in question form to stick with the strict rules set ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Podein25 Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 @flyercanuck Not any longer... Hey have you heard the new Harlan Pepper album? Of course, you've probably seen them do it live... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyercanuck Posted April 16, 2014 Author Share Posted April 16, 2014 @Podein25 Heard it....haven't seen them recently. Still like the 1st one better, but I haven't heard it enough yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Podein25 Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 @flyercanuck Yeah, same here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanflyer Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 @flyercanuck 1. In the Rangers/Flyers series, will more fans fall asleep in the 1st, 2nd, 3rd or OT of each game? And shot blocks per game, over or under 45 for the Rangers? OT of course (too many beers). Over of course too. 2. 1st dive of playoffs...Sidney Crosby or Dustin Brown? Do you even need to ask? Since Cindy plays first, he will be credited with the first dive. The question will be what will the judges scores be on each dive by Crosby and Brown????? 3. Game and period of 1st "Ole" chant in Habs/Bolts series and which fan base? . Do tampa fans even know what Ole' means? Actually do they know anything?? (except TFG- but she lives and Minny, so that can explain her intelligence). 4. How will Oshies amazing shootout skills affect the Blues/Hawks series? Do you mean from Play Station while he is sitting in the Press Box injured? 5. Is THIS the year the Sharks finally get the monkey off their back and make the finals? No. They will make it to Conference finals though. 6. Has Jim Nill posted a guard outside of Tyler Seguins room yet? NC 7. Can Minnesota knock Patrick Roy off his high horse. Please. No, only Patricks wife can do that. 8. Who does James Neal headshot first - Johanson, Bob or Dubinsky? All three in his first shift. 9. Will Detroit play so squeaky clean they lull the Bruins into a totally passive game? Not after Lucic runs the goalie. 10. What does Vader watch on his 52 foot plasma at this time of year? Of course the bathroom at the lexus dealership where he works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanflyer Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 14. Longest post explaining why the Penguins really should have won in the first round: B21, Polaris or noss? Too good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanflyer Posted April 16, 2014 Share Posted April 16, 2014 irregardless of game and period And to think I called you intelligent in my post. (just poking some fun at you). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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