Bertmega likes Genny Cream Ale and Fancy Ties. BERTMEGA!!!BERTMEGA!!!BERTMEGA!!!BERTMEGA!!!BERTMEGA!!!BERTMEGA!!!BERTMEGA!!!BERTMEGA!!!BERTMEGA!!!BERTMEGA!! Bert and George do not know much about hockey, but we like to condescend and provide our completely off topic and meaningless opinion to every thread. The closest we could tell you about any sport is that a long snapper is kind of like a face off specialist. Other than that, I can proudly say that with the lockout looming my Sabres will win the Presidents Cup and the Stanley Cup too (with or without actual games being played). Lindy Ruff is the next Messiah, the Lumina sleeps with the Halibut and you all are Turkeys. The great thing about the lockout is that Lupul and Kessel can be the #1 and #1a forwards in the NHL since, well, everybody technically is #1 right now. Me and the boys at the Lexus Dealership are going to the Air Canada Centre to talk about how great the Leafs are and how "technically" they are in 1st place.